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Below are some random observations on CL ads that are all too frequently posted.
Ads that promise the best sex of your life - Is that not the most ridiculous claim to make without ever meeting a person, knowing each other's physical and/or intellectual compatibility? This is what it is....silly and stupid. I can't promise the best sex of your life. I can promise it won't be the worst and that it will get better as get to know each other.
Ads that say "are you out there?" - Enough said.
Ads that say they are sick of game players - See "are you out there?" above
Ads with pictures of their penises - This I love. The problem with guys is that they think that women respond to the same things that they do. So, if a guy loves an ad that shows boobs, they think that a pic of their penis will distinguish them from the competition. I want to know something....have any of you ladies out there ever come across an ad that you weren't going to respond to but a picture of a penis changed your mind? I tend to think that there are two extremes that most want to avoid and mostly in between and functioning works. I could be wrong (but I don't think I am).
So, what the hell was the point of this ad? Perhaps it was a cathartic experience and hoping to make a few of you laugh. Perhaps I'm hoping that you share my frustrations, like to laugh, love, have fun with no expectations. If so, hit me up. Put your pet peeve about CL ads in the subject line.
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