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I was put on this Earth to be a husband...to be a father...and to do whatever I gotta do to provide for my family.

Have you ever seen "% confident, you have met a big pile o' douche.

Don't get me wrong, I know I'm pretty flippin' awesome...but everyone questions themselves'. So don't write me and tell me how "lack of confidence is a turn-off". Quite frankly I am put in the situation I am because of your genders' need to have the perfect guy: Strong, motorcycle riding, pulling in 6 figures a year, face of a Greek God.
Guys like that don't exist and the ones that DO exist are douchebags.

Now that we have crossed that hump, a little more about ME!

- I hate mustard. A lot of people have wrote me asking me the source of my rage. When I see a bottle of mustard on the table I turn into the Incredible Hulk. The smell, taste, and sight are enough to make a dog throw up lol
- Movies and music are truly my passions in life. Name a movie and I've seen it.
-Chipotle has always raked high on my list, but as of late I find myself to be a P.F. Chang's man. Imagine if Chipotle offered a Chicken Lettuce Wrap Burrito. Mmmmm
-I'm pretty much obsessed with Elvis. He's the figgin' man. I also have man crushes on John F. Kennedy and Jim Morrison. Yes. Man crushes.
- I am a Freemason.

I appreciate quick wit an intelligent humor. I also make it a point to make people laugh as often as I can. Nothing is more rewarding to me than making my sister laugh until she cries.
Speaking of my sister, she is my world. She's 11 going on 30 and she is totally the coolest person on the universe, next to me that is.

Things I rock at:
- Guitar Hero...yea, I'm on expert. Nuff' said.
- Singing 80s' songs...primarily songs originally sang by women. It's a blessing and a curse.
- Getting drunk. It happens people. I'm not an alcoholic by any means.
- Finding unique ways to eat Chipotle.
- Candy Land. I have luck on my side every friggin' time I play it. It's spooky.


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-You know what CKY is.
-You dip your french fries in Frosties and/or McDonalds ice cream
-You have no problem talking to a super awesome guy who wants nothing more than to meet the girl of his dreams so he can whisk her into the sunset and live happily ever after = )
-You enjoy "Ghost Hunters", "Pawn Stars", or "Grey's Anatomy" for those are some taint-kicking shows
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